One shopper from Maryland even accused me of being drunk because I was laughing so much. Seriously, do people in Maryland not laugh? (anyone from Maryland out there? please, tell me you laugh!)
Things like the following happened all week:
My sister: "We are going to the grocery store to get some salad stuff. What do you like on your salad?"
Our Dad: "I really don't care for salad."
My sister: "You need your fiber."
Our Dad: "I'll just eat a 2 x 4."
|So dinner was served.|